I’ve done it. I’ve FINALLY done it.
Done what, you ask? Split my soul into seven pieces and hidden them in trinkets conveniently placed around Britain? Convinced Severus to start using conditioner on a regular basis? Murdered the stupid Muggle relatives of my stupid Muggle father? Stolen an admittedly not-very-dazzling ring from my distinctively ape-like Pureblood family? Taught all of my death eaters to do the electric slide? Finally made fun of Dumbledore’s ridiculous jingly-beard-ponytail-holder-thing to his face?
Well, yes. I have done all of those things. But they all pale in comparison to THIS ONE THING: I have finally managed to SUCCESSFULLY RE-ENACT MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM FLASHDANCE.
Take that, Jennifer Beals. Who needs water when you have tiny shards of broken glass?
LMFAO! This just made my fucking DAY.
